Jeb Chronicles: Mind over Jebs

the mind can do wonders. it can push the limit of a person's tolerance, especially when he has the will to focus on it, like when he perseveres not have jebs session.

i am one of the many unofficial mind controllers. i happen to have mustered the perseverance to push my body's limitation, all to save myself from the perils of the jebs.

my recent victorious milestone is when while on a two-day camping trip, it was able to endure the demands of eating a little more than my normal intake despite not having any jebs session. in this particular experience, i had to unleash the very best of learned skill to forestall any untoward jebs. the result was smashing, i enjoyed the trip sans jebs!

the key to being able to accomplish this feat is very simple-- believe that you can rule that darn arrogant fickle-minded world of the behind! but i must tell you, it takes a lot of meditation to accomplish it. a lot of strictly mind-only talks of encouragement (because a little louder will surely scare people away, hehe). 

here are some helpful tips:

1. you must pre-condition yourself that you can do it. 

2. take your time in setting this goal. i give myself at least a day to focus.

2. you must imagine that you will succeed.

3. you must have faith. this is a purpose-driven goal!

4. you must never underestimate your tolerance.

a word of caution:

never ridicule others who are against you in this goal. likewise, resist being carried away by their insinuations that you will fail. remember -- karma can easily squeak past your defenses and could potentially, literally, make your day a pile of shit.

this goal can be beneficial in the following instances:

1. when you are unsure of the sanitary standards of a place.

2. when you are not used to unleashing jebs just about anywhere.

3. when you just don't feel like having jebs session.

4. when you simply don't want to be bothered.

but mind over jebs is not supposed to be the reason for you not have jebs session especially when you really need one. i mean, REALLY.

take for instance, if you have that dreaded loose bowel movement (LBM), then this goal is not for you. give yourself the benefit of a jebs session. the risk of splattering jebs all over your underpants is just too costly and utterly embarassing. 

thus, mind over jebs is merely an additional secret defense; a discretionary option. but it is a skill not for the faint-hearted.